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I promise you that right now @rbkc children’s services have a thousand other things to worry about, way more serious, than Kirstie Allsop’s travelling son. That was a duty call and whoever moaned to them is guilty of wasting the time of a department already maxed out

When you have organised a holiday for your children but you’re too exhausted to sort out all the things for said holiday. And your ex is texting you from the west end to say he can’t find any shorts for the children and you’ve no idea who is going to walk the dogs yet.

No idea who wrote this but I know where their children went to school… And yes it was EXACTLY like this. Minus the swinging in my case.🙄 mol.im/a/13778137

Afghan women are defying the Taliban's ban on women speaking in public by singing out loud. Let’s stand with them and support their powerful voices.

ADHD packing is having very large piles of folded stuff and shoes and gym and diving equipment as well as tennis racquets in every room and trying to find the levitational energy to get it in fucking suitcases. Obviously this will happen at 6am tomorrow by the power of grey

Day two of holiday. Tuck iPhone in towel on sunbed. Accidentally flip it into pool five minutes before important property lawyer call. Girl dives down to retrieve it. Turns out girl is registered blind. Girl saves day. Phone is fine. Aaaaannnnnd relax.

Hotel has fully redeemed itself and given me own room. Buffet heaven for boys. I am marooned on the beach and all is well. May have to unplug beach DJ shortly, but finally feel like am on much much needed HOLIDAY.

“Mum why are you wearing a bikini?” #holidayvibes #kevinandperry

I could swear Heather Havrilesky is writing for me. open.substack.com/pub/askpolly/p…

I want to be that person who can go away with their ex and co parent. But honestly this takes some fucking doing. I will have bit through my entire lip by the time we leave. Spent afternoon swimming with my boys in the bay here and watching them play in the pool. One, a teenager

As a single mum, my free time is sacred – it fills me with rage to waste it on bad dates | Paloma Faith theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Nadine ‘ostrich anus’ Dorries says what?

They didn’t burn witches, they burned WOMEN.

Let me adapt some of Nietzsche's words and say this to you: "To become wise, you must learn to listen to the wild dogs barking in your cellar. Irvin D. Yalom #wisdom #innerworld

A Man’s Guide To The Menopause. A man asked me what the Menopause was like: let’s imagine your nuts dropped off aged 40. Your GP only suggests losing weight as a cure for your consequent physical and mental disintegration.

When a person starts healing after living in survival mode, they have a deep desire for honesty & authenticity. They’ve had to fight for their ability to think clearly & know who they are. It’s been quite costly. They’re not willing to engage with those who won’t respect that.

Good god, Annie Mac you are an insanely good interviewer. Just listened to a few of your episodes back to back which have been personally inspiring (loved Jack Rooke) and I always identify somehow, but this one with #mirandajuly (no I haven’t read the text yet but just

Mixed bag of a holiday modern family style. To put it mildly. But we threw all caution to the wind quite literally and did the best thing of week. Love a boat trip and so did they. Jumped off the side, snorkelled and sailed up to Rhodes old town and wandered the medieval ramparts