@ethan_lynch_311
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calendar_today31-03-2024 02:03:34
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9 years ago
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3 months ago
Why tf my shoes squeaking!?
"I can't be your brother. I'm a girl" "Well apparently I'm a she and I'm also her dad so..."
"Hi, Ricky!" *Blows at her face* "...How could you, Ricky!"
You're just now telling me with this job, I coulda been a gigolo???
Alright, who gave the 5 year old A BOMB for his birthday...???🤨
Let's look at the history of a douche
"You have that fatass tendency"😂
Barhumpin
Who knew an air mattress could make you lonelier
Cereal at 7pm cause I'm a baller
FUCKING WRITERS BLOCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Me: exists Her: cover up you harlot!
Tequila at 9 am
2 months ago
Tesla cops are more important than streetlights!?
No mas, no moths
Yea...credit the fuck outta me...
Zoe Kravitz be Zoe Kravitz-ing again!
Gross
Why tf are friend breakups so much harder than real breakups??
Therapists be like "Mess up your kids so I can feed mine😁"