Watching a historically bad #Bears find new ways to lose every week. It's a thing of horrifying beauty.

Justin Fields had the best game of his career and then made ONE mistake and the coaches took the ball out of his hands.

And we wonder why he has zero confidence.

The Bears are leading a master class in throwing a game away. It's astonishing.

Right-wingers: 'Ha ha all those librul snowflakes get offended so easily.'

*Taylor Swift says 'fuck' once*

Right-wingers: 'OH MY GOD WHAT *IS* THAT CRASS LANGUAGE I AM HEARING IN MY EARS TODAY??? I WON'T HAVE IT.'

Evan Birnholz I'm glad you're feeling better, but did you have to make everyone else feel worse?

The extent to which Curt Schilling fucking sucks is remarkable

Please understand that at least two, maybe three puzzle constructors out there are at work planning a TAYLOR SWIFT / TRAVIS KELCE Schrödinger crossword and that is how I know my industry is alive and well.

I just want one of those puzzles to be one of mine. I don't ask for much.