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I like to skateboard. maybe we can be friends. I’d never do anything to ruin our friendship, like poop my pants.

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They should bring Tommy Lee Jones’ character back for the new Captain America movie and have him and Harrison Ford do all the press and they just refuse to answer any questions the entire time.

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Went to look up what other movies Schwimmer has been in and came across Kissing the Fool, a movie where he plays an “alpha-male commitment-phobic sports broadcaster” who tries to get Jason Lee to fuck his fiancée???

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Finally saw Beetlejuice. If they do another one I hope it’s just a crime movie set in the underworld starring Willem Dafoe’s character. He was having a blast.

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I got it: Wolf Jackson is trying to solve a crime, needs Beetlejuice’s help. Silence of the Lambs, but with Beetlejuice. Lydia has her story settled, leave her out of it. This one’s all in the Afterlife World.

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If this had happened, the movie was just as successful as MIB, and Schwimmer did become a huge movie star, what do we think his movie star career would be like?

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Watching classic Price is Right and they regularly give away Fridges/Freezers with built in ice cream makers. Why did we get rid of this technology? Why do we have fridges with Wi-Fi but no ice cream maker? We must return.