🎶 Goodbye Hali Crane Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While gale forces made you sway. And it seems to me you lived your life Like heavy machinery in the wind Never knowing what awaited Until the Category 2 set in. 🥀

Dream apartment unlocked

Chapman’s Better Call Saul.

The Mumford Walmart doesn’t need an expensive facelift when an exorcism would solve most of the issues.

#StormMunchies

Nova Scotian Storm Prep Anger Depression Bargaining Denial Chips

Me watching the Uber Eats driver drop off my food via the ring cam

L O L O L O L O L O L O L

Nova Scotia basements this weekend.

*runs 20 feet from the car to the grocery store*

Like I need a storm as an excuse to eat four family size bags of chips all by myself on a Saturday.

5 years already?

The Spirit store is definitely playing up the local angle this year.

I would binge watch this Netflix true crime documentary series.

Richard Scarry is the reason why I never slept as a child.

No, Frito Lay won’t return my messages about the chest tatts either.

“In the Elementary School System children are handed instruments to bring home and terrorize their family. These are their stories.”