Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

finding my life is worse for the lack of occasions where i get to walk into a room and go "What's all this then"

Playing around with some watercolour brush pens. When your portrait goes wrong just add a Batman costume

valerie Dudes always do this. It’s like they’re scared of being hot

My thoughts on this weird spot we’ve gotten into, where people describe fantasy in Asian or Asian-inspired settings as “Asian Fantasy”. Action items at the end because what good is a rant without things you can actually do ☺️

why does noel edmonds always look as if he’s in the middle of coordinating a mainland terrorist atrocity

Want to expand on this a bit because this is very dangerous hand-waving. "People make mistakes" is an already baked-in assumption in risk assessment and use of systemic design processes is meant to eliminate that. Not following the standards is not a "mistake", it is negligent.

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OK listen did they actually base Emmrich on Vincent Price though #da4 #veilguard

ok so this is it we need to sell comedy club tickets we have four fantastic acts lined up tonight it's BYOB so you save on the cost of booze, bring your own it's only £5 so cheap and just a five minute walk from a tube/bus station so easy to get to #comedy #haringey

The Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square will be a monument to 850 trans women murdered since 2016. Brace yourself for some astonishingly ugly tweeting from billionaires.

ooooooh this SKY though

sitting here considering the pyjamas of the angels

OnlyFans paid $148m in UK corporation tax last year, according to its new accounts, enough to cover the cost of educating 15,000 British schoolchildren. One of the UK's biggest online media success stories but, er, it won't be getting a ministerial visit anytime soon.

the dolls do so much for this country 🫡

In 2029, Kyle Reese, a fighter in the war against the machines, goes back in time to 1984 where he influences several young boys to go into tech venture capitalism thus rendering AI too stupid to become Skynet, but destroying humanity through misidentified poisonous mushrooms.