I bet nobody on my TL remember this lady😂

me driving drunk to my dick appointment 🥴

me with my first born after I trust a man and have enough money for pampers

santana will forever be funny for this because what exactly he had wrapped up😂🤣

him: who pussy is this?
me:

Me in Elementary School outta nowhere:

“AND I WILL RETIRE WITH THE CROWN, YES NO IM NOT LUCKY IM BLESSED, YES CLAP WIT DA HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMP ME BUT I COULDNT DO IT ALL ALONE , WE”

me talking to that one girl who has been with me through everything and never judged me

I need this quietness 🧡

me whenever i decide to have a mini me

me when I’m at the hairstore

when that flashback hits you in public

I woulda said “YES” 😂

when he think everything sweet…

kisses to my haters *muah*💋

me if i see your man out with another woman

Kids these days will never know the joy of being handed one these 😩

me leaving my homegirls to go see my nigga

This was CINEMA!😂

I’m at work. But I ain’t working…

this how I sit when I have a waist trainer on and it starts pinching