Burgess Meredith, in the 1959 Twilight Zone episode Time Enough at Last, reading 'The 2024 United States Elections' just before the world is reduced to apocalyptic rubble.

Just out of the doctors. Told me I need a very important operation and he will book it now. After a few minutes he turned to me with tears in his eyes and said ‘sorry theirs nothing I can do, all our money has been given to casement park’ Welcome to a new Ireland 🤦

“And that’s the Kameleon Olympic team with flag bearer Boy George carrying the team colours: Red Gold and Green” #Paris2024

This is the most Eurodance that's been on British TV since about 1994 #Olympics

Christ you don’t usually have to wait this long for the French to set fire to something

Previously posted this fella chugging a bottle of Sarson's vinegar outside Primark. He seems to be cornering a niche market in irresponsible condiment consumption in and around Belfast. Nice to see people pushing boundaries.

Six Northern Irish Very Large Eggs

Starmer needs to announce a task force to clamp down on people saying that 'club' sandwich is short for 'chicken and lettuce under bacon'

Never even liked tennis anyway.

there won’t be a horse pommeled tonight in.,,,, they’ll be horsing the pommel into them in uhhhh,,,,, they won’t be hommel horse porse

RIP Jody O'Neill. The Captain.

Yet we never once rioted when they stopped doing Brannigan's roast beef and mustard crisps. I'll never understand people.

"Thick fascist rioters to the southwest sir. Four of 'em."

The Paris Olympics closing ceremony is amazing! #Paris2024

What a day to be accidentally named after Britain’s 10th longest motorway

I also want punitive sanctions on any man that swirls the remnants at the bottom of a pint glass before the last mouthful Bastards

Shame on you Dave Grohl

Today marks 10 years since the greatest ever tweet, and picture, was posted on here. #CillaBlack #ArCilla