“So is anybody on the apps?”

Amazing Fringe, amazing night, amazing people 💙 Another wrap party under our belt, now time for a big sleep

I’m in!!!

South-side Glasgow folks:

I was looking to see what the final thing I saw in the ABC was, and thank god for the late, great Wilko Johnson for saving me from saying “the wrestler Goldberg”…

TONIGHT!!!

We’re ready… 🎤 Doors 7.30, showtime 8.30. Last minute tickets: thestand.co.uk/performance/16…

Fuck it, here’s a bit of Piss Pig Freak by Tim Heidecker™ Official 💦

Oasis ruined the gig

The great Bob Fulton has passed away this week at the age of 101. I only got to know him during the last decade of his life, and those years alone could fill up the pages of a wonderfully surreal biography. Bob was larger than life. 1/

Celebrating like that for a goal against us is pathetic.

[Me at James Earl Jones’ funeral] You know it’s actually Dave Prowse in the coffin?

I'm bunged up with the cold so paying tribute to James Earl Jones by mouthbreathing loudly.

No amount of childhood nostalgia can wish away the fact that this is 50% a milk flavoured air freshener.

What’s the last line of Dave Grohl’s confession all about?

I better go superviral for this...