I am sharing a personal statement that my family and I have made in response to my brother’s announcement.

OMG what if it’s Beyoncé

MAGA is trying to say the family authorized these photos and the campaign stunt so it’s okay. That’s false and a lie. There was an official photographer there from Arlington. The campaign wanted their guys. Arlington does that to make sure other families aren’t caught up against

NEW: My post-college résumé mysteriously omits my jobs at TCBY and cleaning trays in my college cafeteria

Betty Rizzo, newly divorced for the sixth time, moves in with recently-widowed Sandy Dombrowski Zuko.

Catherine O’Hara in custom Oscar de la Renta for the premiere of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice in Venice. I could not love this more.

The score is very enjoyable but there ever been a worse title for a Broadway musical than 70, Girls, 70?

The big After Party reunion show is this Friday. Come celebrate boozy times gone by with a bunch of great singers plus me! (Proceeds go toward saving our beloved West Bank Cafe.)

RIP Eric Gilliland, TV writer-producer, Roseanne Barr tender, game enthusiast, Village institution

I’m not in Queens that often but are discount puppy stores a thing?

Mia’s delivery of “I’m really glad it’s Patti” is the funniest thing in a real long time

One night only! Tomorrow night! Be there or be square.

Aside from Garland’s, the only version of “Over the Rainbow” I want to hear is this one youtu.be/OH-2ldEM1GI?si…