Whataburger is the absolute shit. Honey butter chicken biscuit will change your life

the prophecy

Yeah, you can shut the hell up.

I can help you. Generally speaking, it’s nice people in fairly rural areas. More specifically, a whole lot of the craziest fucking assholes you’ve ever met in your life. Truly dangerous folks.

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dispatch, i'm on scene here in the woods. victims name is fudd. damnedest thing i ever seen. his rifle's bent so the barrel was pointin back at him. witness said a rabbit run off right after the shot. yeah his head is off at the shoulders, clean. get me next of kin if ya can.

Brett, I cannot stress this enough, you’re a fucking loser, dude. A bad person all the way deep inside to your rotten little shriveled core. Just a real all-timer piece of shit.

this fourth quarter is some top notch "flossing three times the morning of your dentist appointment"

🚨The depth of the CRATER caused by Israeli bombings with TREMOR BOMBS on displaced families' tents in southern #Gaza has erased both the tents and the families—leaving NO TRACE at all! Tents… TENTS… bombed with missiles of a kind the world has NEVER witnessed in any war‼️

I know he had like million and one roles and that a good chunk of those were iconic as hell. But I’ll always remember him as the kindly, blind old man from Sandlot. Saw that before I ever saw Star Wars and it has always been more important to me RIP to a legend 💔

Poor Tua. Concussions gonna end this kid’s career. Which was honestly starting to look really, really bright. Not a Dolphins fan & don’t care how it affects them. But I’m always a Bama guy and we hate to see our own hit with such terrible luck over and over. Sucks to see it, man.

i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post

Mike McDaniel: “Focus on health over career.” This is a COACH. This man cares about his guys. This season is in the dumpster if the Dolphins lose Tua. He knows it. This dude cares hard for his guys. He just keeps demonstrating it. Not a Dolphins fan. McDaniel is that dude.

I got suspended for a week once for posting that I hoped Curt Schilling had a str0ke.