Drinking a Celsius and then immediately taking a two hour nap is how you know your body is really healthy

Ngl I’m terrified of Sabrina carpenter she reminds me of toy Bonnie

drunk texted work crush at 1:40am

whenever i have more than one fun thing planned a weekend i feel like him

What happened yesterday alcoholically can never happen again

your football team keeps losing because YOU’RE a piece of shit and the universe is punishing you

The Bear already winning awards in the comedy category over talented people who were actually in comedic roles #Emmys

Hannah einbeinder I will avenge you

HANNAH EINBINDER ROBBED BLIND #emmys

Jean Smart wins Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series at the #Emmys for ‘HACKS’

Here’s How The Other Two Can Still Win An Emmy

Lamore Morris wins Emmy, beats Robert Downey Jr., delights America

I really, really, *really* need the Television Academy to fix the category criteria before next year’s #Emmys because ‘The Bear’ sweeping comedy over shows like ‘Abbott Elementary’ is actually infuriating. All those actors and actual comedies deserve better.

hannah einbinder’s line deliveries were so fucking funny on hacks this season she deserved that comedy emmy so badly

i think women should be writing and directing movies where they actually adapt important females in history

DONT FUCK WITH ME