Turn sky + on, annoyed the commentary link isn’t in sync, Colchester score within seconds. Sodding EFL Cup 😂 #readingfc

Surely Sir Freddie one of these days!!

There are many claims for the oldest pub in Britain. The most famous is the Trip to Jerusalem at Nottingham: reputedly opened 1189, but this was invented in 1909 by the landlord. In reality its a 17thC building that was used as a pub by 1751. So which is the oldest? ...a thread🧵

Don’t forget, this starts this evening and runs all day/night tomorrow too! Down at ⁦Big Penny Social⁩

If the government so desperately wants to ban something, could it start with people who play music on public transport without headphones

Waltham Forest has so many amazing hospitality businesses, breweries and distilleries (and a winery to boot), and I am anti smoking - but the last thing we need is the first stroke from a labour government to cause chaos and economic pain to our embattled sector. stellacreasy 🙏

Should have sold Oasis tickets via an old school physical box office - get rid of these bots and websites that can’t cope, get the journos talking to people in the queue #oasis #oasis25

Error 503 backend sounds painful tbf #ticketmaster #oasis #oasis25

Guess that’s a no then 😂

HMRC: We are proud to offer the most terrible waiting experience you will ever have the misfortune to suffer. Ticketmaster: hold my beer #oasis #ticketmaster #oasis25

Don’t want to go all Kevin Keegan here but the Gallaghers have let themselves down with this whole thing. Fans waited 15 years for a reunion. Supported them all the way. And in return they gouged them. And not a word from either, none of this ‘as you were’ man of the people act.

After sleeping on it, I’ve come to the decision that Ticketmaster are dynamically total dickheads.

I swear down there’s a senior civil servant who is a member of the Temperance movement, working in the Department for the Destruction of Hospitality, Culture, Communities and Fun (DfHCCF)

Casemiro is on £300,000.00/week - three hundred thousand - drink that in 🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱

Lord's barely one-third full for the crowning moment of England's home summer -- says less about the status of Test cricket, and more about outrageous ticket prices set by a club which is hardly short of cash espncricinfo.com/story/eng-vs-s…

Great to be hosting this at work today 🍔 🥇

THEY WROTE HISTORY. THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AS LEGENDS, AS THE GOLDEN GENERATION OF SAMMARINESE FOOTBALL. THEY DID SOMETHING WE COULDN’T DO IN 20 YEARS, IN 140 GAMES, IN 12.600+ MINUTES OF FOOTBALL. A WIN, A FUCKING WIN.

Forgot about those weird linesmen to the side of a goal, what were they ever for?! Just goal line checks?

Fantasy football would be more interesting if there was a points multiplier for players picked by less than 20% of teams - would encourage a bit of variation

Peter Drury is not an upgrade, I miss Martin Tyler. Drury just rabbles on about how the passage of destiny meets the cauldron of ferocity etc and doesn’t actually commentate on games. Tyler still is a class act. #TOTARS