#imwithhim

Lol my mentions are full of AI fans talking about how it’s ableist not to consider people with “great ideas” writers simply because they don’t in fact write, and my dude, ideas are dirt cheap. They mean nothing. I get ten book ideas daily. Writing is what breathes life into ideas

You can’t eat chipotle with a house fork

Me: I’m going to move Nico to Maryland for a few months to rehab with my old trainer where it’s half the price since I can’t ride anyway Friend: ooh what if you sent him to my trainer? It’s even further and more expensive than my current barn and you’ve never met the guy lol

And then get hit with the “k.” When I explain why I’m not interested in that lol

Hi ABC, this is for you. That sinister spectacle of a finale you made of #TheBachelorette was disgusting. I wish I could hug you, Jenn, I’m so sorry 💔

Two days til I am reunited with my tiny flying fox

The Mice Girls have been a cuddle puddle all morning and it’s so adorable

My one front tooth is always trying to twist and my dentist told me to wear my retainer as much as possible for like a week straight and it’s definitely working which is good and I can almost talk with it in haha

Yeah they didn’t even pretend they weren’t doing this

had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say

I know this is silly but I only just realized that just because I start a book or a tv show… doesn’t mean I have to finish it? If I hate a book I can just stop? Groundbreaking lmao

People on the internet are so creative lmao like how do you even think of this let alone do it well

Holy crap

my favorite new york social code is when a lone person needs to get a stroller up the subway stairs. nearly instantly, a stranger picks up the other end of the stroller, helps carry it up, then departs as quickly as they appeared. no words are exchanged. eye contact is minimal.

I GET TO SEE SAMMY TODAY I hope he remembers meeeeeee ugh I can’t wait til this is over only 60 something days to go 🫠

I’m still so disgusted by how the producers treated Jenn on #TheBachelorette finale… she did nothing wrong and they tortured her in front of the entire country. I’ve been watching this franchise since Ashley H.’s season and I’m officially done. 🚮🚮🚮

This is pathetic. We can’t quit on our kids — they deserve better.

Really wants us all to have babies to get shot in schools for some reason