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Everywhere I turn in Kileleshwa, there's an advert for a massage parlour. Let me see if I can find a library inside one of these parlours, at least I'll say I came here to compare notes with my classmates.

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Hustlers asking why they haven't been appointed PS have been reminded to check whether they have KRA Pins for every Fuliza number they're operating. It will make the Govt's work easier to know in which docket to place them next time.

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Hustlers asking why they're yet to be appointed to Gov't have been asked to be patient, as there are still more than 47,467,894 Gov't appointments to go. When we told Hustlers this will be their Gov't we didn't specify which post we'll give them.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The 51 Principal Secretaries have been carefully chosen from all the 47 Counties in line with the 2010 Constitution. Nixon Korir represents Nairobi County while former Nairobi Deputy Governor Jonathan Mueke represents Kitui County.

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Ruto failed to observe the two-thirds gender rule in appointment of Cabinet Secretaries, he's also way off the mark with PSs, with only 12 of the 51 PS posts being women. The Bible says we shouldn't question the will of God. And that's the word of the Lord.

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I've now finished going through the PS list. What happened to the Posh Luos who wanted to liberate us instead of the Israelites? Bwana kumbe even Ruto knows Luos don't need to be saved from anything, and he won't listen to noisemakers? Bwana Ruto is a genius.

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Beatrice Inyangala was Cleophas Malala's running mate in 2022. She's just been nominated for Principal Secretary. Malala couldn't be considered for CS, has now been bypassed for PS, the guy is now considering buying a sack cloth to apologize for not being UDA enough. Khabusie.

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Bwana, I passed by Kolenyo Bar & Rest and found guys drinking in darkness. We're a drinking nation. Nothing will stop us from drinking - not power blackout, not inflation, not missing the PS shortlist. Nothing.

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The Minister for Agriculture has gone on television to tell Kenyans who want to help Gov't with food relief, to chill a little bit because 'that's a very good question.'

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The KWS flew to Meru to inject starving elephants with intravenous glucose shots. They met villagers around the carcass asking why elephants are being saved from starving to death, when them, humans, have been left to their own devices. The Minister for Wildlife said Abujubuju.

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Have you guys watched that news item on CITIZEN TV about Mwea Rice farmers complaining that the irrigation water from Thiba Dam is being directed to rice farms of dynasties only, while theirs are being left to dry? Mungu wetu mwenye nguvu, ni Baba wa milele eeh.

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Wait. Is that Hon. Moses Kuria saying the Ruto administration will ban Mitumba? Mayie Owiti son of Oguda stone cannot be water inside.

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What's wrong with the world now?
It needs a love injection.

I'm a calling out America (Reggae calling)
Calling out to Africa (Reggae calling)
I'm a calling out to Russia
And darling sweet Jamaica
War has no winner.

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