“What are you in for?” “A Facebook meme. You?” “Smoking in a pub beer garden.”

New favourite Community Note.

Funny that, with all the talk of tickets only to be sold at face value etc that #ticketmaster themselves are actually the biggest touts #oasis #Oasis25

Is it time to give up?

The cynical manipulation of ‘dynamic pricing’ for Oasis tickets ✍️ Alexander Larman spectator.co.uk/article/the-cy…

BREAK - David Davis MP tells me he has referred Ticketmaster to the Competition and Markets Authority over the dynamic pricing of Oasis tickets "The rules are not working - this needs to be put right" Full interview Politics Hub with Sophy Ridge 7pm

Wow, looks like Labour has achieved so much in your head in 57 days… You know what I achieved in the last 57 days as a black man under a Labour government. I have achieved my two trophies one from the PM and one from the Deputy PM. Awarding this was their biggest achievement.

It is now 7.45pm... we were supposedly on the 6.48pm. Not moving. Not going anywhere. No communication. No idea why some queues are boarding ahead of us despite arriving after us. leshuttle_help this is shambolic.

Untruth piled upon untruth. This is the results of an auction process started by the Tories in March. Their 2023 auction round produced no deals because the subsidies were not big enough. So they increased the subsidises for the 2024 round. Hence the take up under you, even

In France for the summer. Not even registered with local GP. Get appt the next day. Back in the UK. Have to wait 2 weeks for an appt. #nhsisbroken #shambles #sickBritain #BatShitBonkersBritain

Best thing on TV of late.

This morning, I found a great big black hole in my finances. So, I've just given the cleaner, the cook and the butler 15 % pay rises, ordered a new Range Rover, ripped out my perfectly good boiler and installed a heat pump, and turfed my Mum out on the street. Vote Labour😊

Last day of the cricket season... what a wash out it's been. Not helped by the ineptitude of the council's parks/rec team who have failed to mitigate any effects the rain has had on the pitches.

NHS? Envy of the world? 😆 🤣 😂

Subbuteo World Cup Starting Friday 20th September #TunbridgeWells #Subbuteo visittunbridgewells.com/subbuteo-its-c…

Elephant returns a little kid’s shoe that fell into its enclosure.. 🥺

Tony Blair’s ‘accidentally pertinent’ joke in his new book, ‘On Leadership’, reviewed in the The Telegraph by Tim Stanley

The men in Afghanistan can unveil their jerseys. The women in Afghanistan are forced to spend their entire lives fully veiled. #EndGenderApartheid

Rowan Atkinson is right. Freedom of speech is one of the most precious things in life (along with food and shelter). It’s the foundation of a liberal and free society. We must defend the importance it or lose it at our own peril.

"I felt so strongly I abstained". The ultimate definition of a politician without a backbone.