We’re so pre-rich rn

Gm but fast

Who’s wants to be my next target?

This has to be the most annoying TL I’ve ever experienced

How do people motivate themselves by being all sunshine and rainbows, speaking positive affirmations in the mirror? I have to give myself shit: “Suck it up and get to work u lazy lil b*tch”

Christmas shopping is so difficult I always accidentally buy things for myself

Merry Christmas from me to you 🫵🏼🎄🎅🏼❤️

Just put an Apple tag on my head so I’ll stop losing my mind

Okay I got a hot take Web3 is for bozos

If it doesn’t involve potatoes i don’t want it 🥔

2024 goals

If you’re in 2023 pivot to 2024

To anyone praying for my downfall: Wtf stop it

There’s people half your potential doing twice as much as you wtf are you doing

If you dislike someone just pretend to be their friend and recommend them really bad Netflix Series to watch

YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BITCOIN

Choose your founder

Huge shoutout to all the web3 influencers being a solid local top signal last week when they were flexing rented lambos in Dubai