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Garland the Elf

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Did you know that elves have Christmas lists, too? THESE beauties are on mine, if anybody cares to know... #SoSuave #LikeAnElfJamesBond #ChristmasList #Santa Christmas

Did you know that elves have Christmas lists, too? THESE beauties are on mine, if anybody cares to know... #SoSuave #LikeAnElfJamesBond #ChristmasList #Santa Christmas
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I'll admit, we're a little short-handed this year! Don't forget we're always looking for more great people/elves to join the North Pole Workshop! Check out career options at santa.com/careers/. #NeedMoreElves #HolidayRush #NoSleep #Santa #Christmas

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Thanks to an apple cider spill, I accidentally skipped an entire page of my Christmas to-do list. BUT IT'S FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE NO NEED TO PANIC HAHAHA. #Chill #ElfProfessional #HolidayRush #Santa #Christmas

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Each reindeer gets special treatment today, to prep for the flight. A rubdown, hoof pedicure, and special Christmas oats, plus antler sharpening (just in case). #Christmas #MakeMyDayKrampus #Santa

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Santa wants all of you folks who are β€œborderline Naughty” to know that it’s not too late to salvage your final point total. We always stock the sleigh with a few extra gifts for those who skid into Nice territory on the 24th with seconds to spare… #ChristmasMiracle #Christmas

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I can guarantee that Santa would love these! (But then, the man's never met a cookie he doesn't like!) #CookieAddict #Santa #Christmas

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Hmm, still feel as though I've forgotten something important. Oh dear, this is not a good day to be forgetful... #Anxiety #Santa #Christmas2018 #ChristmasEve

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Oh my Jingle Bells I FORGOT TO WRITE THE CHRISTMAS EVE PRESS RELEASE. How will anyone know it's *Christmas* tomorrow without a PRESS RELEASE?! #ChristmasEmergency #Christmas2018 #ChristmasEve

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Santa says not to worry about the press release. I dunno, I still think some people may not be aware that tomorrow is Christmas, but...I guess the boss knows best. #Santa #Christmas2018 #ChristmasEve

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Ok, the Sleigh is airborne and right on schedule! Santa texted me to say the new seat warmers are keeping his sack nice and toasty. #SantaTracker #Christmas2018 #ChristmasEve

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RE: previous tweet about the seat warmers. The sack of PRESENTS! Come on, this is a family show… #Seriously #WhatIsWrongWithYall #ChristmasEve #Christmas2018

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During the delivery, elves at Mission Control are all tensely staring at radar screens and saying things like β€œRoger that Big Red 1, climb and maintain 8000 feet, over.” For the rest of us it’s already Mistletoe Mojito Time! #BestTime #MerryChristmas #Christmas 2018 #ChristmasEve

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RE: previous tweet about Mistletoe Mojito Time It has been brought to my attention that mistletoe is poisonous to you folks down south, so please stick to more traditional mojito flavors like gingerbread and marshmallow. That is all! #DisasterAverted #KillingtheSpokesElfGame

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WE DID IT! CHRISTMAS MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! #SleepNow #ElfHoliday #Satisfaction #Santa #Christmas #MerryChristmas #Christmas2018

WE DID IT! CHRISTMAS MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! #SleepNow #ElfHoliday #Satisfaction #Santa #Christmas #MerryChristmas #Christmas2018