God I miss Fraser 😢

So nice to finally meet CCShoreditch Haggis hunting 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and Robert on their quick visit to Sunny Dundee ☀️ Though I think they were more excited to meet Foster & Cooper than me 😢

Cooper’s face 😂😂

Not silly just Dad 🚿

Sharon has been in prison one night and look likes shit…Chrissie has been in 19 years and looks like a Real Housewife 💅🏻 #EastEnders

#RIP dad 💔

What the actual f*ck?? 😮 😂

Just been reassuring Foster & Cooper that I will never take them to America where they eat dogs 😬 🐕 🍴 🚫 🇺🇸

I just realised…if I’d stayed married (and straight) it would be my 20 year wedding anniversary today 😮 💒

Let the 5 hour road trip commence 🚗 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 💒

6’4 top (in a kilt)

As it turns out, a 6 hour car journey with a hangover wasn’t much fun at all 😬😬

Enjoying a bagel in the sunshine and thinking about what a lovely weekend I just had 😏 🥯 ☀️

Can’t believe how hot it is today 🥵 ☀️ I’ve a good mind to go get drunk in the garden 🥴🍹

Didn’t get drunk in the garden went to see Beetlejuice instead 🍿 Can’t say felt nostalgic as only seen the original for first time few months ago 😳 But it was a lot of fun and definitely a new Halloween classic 🎃 4 Gary thumbs up 👍🏻👻👍🏻👻👍🏻👻👍🏻 #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice

Boys having a little paddle to cool down 🥵 ☀️ Tempted to get in my speedos and join them 🩲 💦

Sorry starting work a bit later today, having a very important catch up with my favourite ladies 💁🏻‍♂️ #RHOSLC ❄️

Looking for third 😏