Reading these will give you a warm feeling. Eating them will give you worms

i need yall to click play buttons today because i am trying to reload my Spotify debit card. (all my Spotify earnings go to load this card). trying to buy a variety pack of guitar picks so I need each of yall to play my songs 2000 times today: open.spotify.com/artist/0v960pr…

i was riding a E-bike, trying to light my E-cigarette, and now i’m in the E-mergency room

i’m getting into producing. starting out with a fresh talented youngster, in a few months i can produce a jaded bitter one

This time of year my thoughts turn to Gary Floater. His Christmas concerts havent happened for a while. But friends and I still try to get together with and sing his immortal songs. I know one day Gary himself will walk right through that door. kut.org/life-arts/2016…

.Gary Floater that Christmas record coming out anytime soon? lmk if you need help writing the songs

its that uplifting time of year where i raise up my expectations of those all around me

actually i thought was helping, saving you all the trouble of unwrapping

Thanks for the messages asking how Gary is doing. Yes, Gary has been enjoying his vacation, getting some well-deserved rest and relaxation. Here's a photo of him at the spa getting a treatment that they say should make him look younger - or at least no older - when it is complete

i received word that my song “I Can’t Cry in Spanish” was not selected for a Billboard Latin Music Award

are toenail clippings compostable? or do they go in mixed recycling?

i received word that my song “I Don’t Need You Anymore” has been plagiarized more than 10000 times. My attorneys at Noodles & Co. have sent cease and desist orders to every southern rock artist. I will drop cases if the singers will admit that they really do still need the person

buying it is EZ. The hard part begins right afterward