Ken, meeting, roof of building, now.

According to The Lancet 186,000 people were martyred in Gaza by the occubation. Since it is a respectable medical journal we have revised our fatality count to 1,860,000 accordingly.

But where's the evidence?

All the babies are OK, they are training for the resistance as we speak.

On that note, please follow us.

The famine in Gaza is so widespread we fear 186,000 more cases of type 2 diabetes.

Mohammed Deif technically counts as 71 people.

Come on, how hard is it to read 40 pages?

BREAKING: Americans Kill Youth at Donald Trump Campaign

Stop lying. That's ONLY 600,000 tons.

Our condolences to our counterparts in Yemen who are all dead.

Palestinians are indigenous to Paldea and Palmaria.

New Hamas figures: The entirety of Gaza is dead.

We condemn all future attacks on our Hezbollah brothers which will kill 4,512,099 babies.

Our dear leader accidentally slipped and fell on a bullet, rat poison and several explosives while cleaning his kitchen today. May Allah grant him 72 black eyed raisins.

You're hired.

She was so beautiful 🥹 Such a tragic loss.

We were so happy to film the massacre, but it didn't happen.

Billions killed!

If he dies it counts as a woman.