Me on my deathbed

Standard Brazilian jiu jitsu warm up

This shoulda been me

I turned 22, and then I turned 36. I cannot explain how this happened, I can just tell you it’s the truth. I am now 43 and have no idea how old I’ll be on my next birthday.

Just because your car won’t run out of honk, that doesn’t mean you should abuse unlimited honk

Politicians should serve in silence.

Me with my homies when I haven’t seen them in a few days

God about to make olives

Do you think when my dog goes to the dog park he tells the other dogs I’m needy?

The Wendy’s social team looking at the McDonald’s team right now

Actually Tom I shoot a new round of videos every 3 months okay?

Every time a girl refers Diplo as “Wes”, a wall in LA gets its wings

Don’t pay any attention to the haters (that you’ve created by being incredibly annoying and confrontational over the years)

I severely underestimated how hard it was going to be to feed myself as an adult

The first day of school is to parents what the last day of school is to kids

Bout to enjoy a hearty American breakfast

This man’s aura is off the charts

*flosses once* I am the pinnacle of human evolution. A shining example of hygiene and self care. I have total agency over my actions, thoughts, and behaviors.

Drake hearing that Kendrick is gonna be performing at this year’s Super Bowl Halftime show

When you’re in a rush and you see somebody you know but you can't stop to say hi