I had a short bout with Ouija boards, but wised up eventually. Those things are dangerous. I have always had questions about them which nobody could answer.

I used find it difficult to shop for groceries but I think it was probably depression. I had to get a social worker to go with me. Feels weird that it is a culture war thing. Making it into a debate you get angry about is alien to me. I'm just happy I'm doing better than I was.

Let me shitpost my way into your heart

“Born and brought up in the old society, we all carry within ourselves, to varying extent, traces of that society in our thinking and habits. The worst and most dangerous vestige of the old society is individualism. Individualism runs counter to revolutionary morality.”

Ah I'm really concerned about the protests in Iran! Just kidding... only so much mental bandwidth....

What if I became a guy who bikes around and goes solo camping in my 40s. It could happen. I'm afraid of mosquitoes but like... I'm changing a lot. It's the sort of thing I could be into now.

You can still be a fan of Jared fogle's weight loss

I miss the craigslist txt account… it’s all gone now 😔 this world has no refuge for loving hearts 😔

Just hanging out on Twitter tonight

not my alternative hipster ass listening to taylor swift with an open mind

I am not a comedy account. I am a human being.

I can’t watch the Yankees play the Astros… the baseball season is over for me now… no disrespect that’s just my beliefs

Firing all these people will be like shutting down Saddam Hussein’s army… we need some sort of program to stop them from building startups

A lot of good memes for normies and the British today… they deserve this moment of happiness… especially with winter on its way… a difficult time for normies.

Canadians: If you are eligible for the GST/HST credit, your Canada Revenue Agency account should now list the one-time bonus amount that the government recently introduced. It will be paid in early November. #letsgetfiscal

Americans love freaking out over separation of church and state. One Satanist mural is not enough to make me abandon Christianity. Imagine if instead of going apeshit you painted a few nice scenes from the bible on other walls.

has started listening to the History of Byzantium podcast. 🇹🇷☦️