Me after buying UFC Noche realizing is just 10 fights total

Me if the made up country of Georgia gets their second champion this weekend

Is this your 165 pound Champion?

Me and my boys ready to cross the border to watch UFC Noche this weekend

Can’t believe I’m paying $90 to watch these mfs

Ok, who’s reporting my post?

I’m going to find you

God: “You can’t masturbatę” Also god: **Creates Alexa Grasso**

Me .010 seconds after Ode gets brutally knocked out

Lazy Boy press conference statements in English:

Am I ever getting a break?

People who believe Messi is the greatest of all time: Everybody People who believe Cristiano is the greatest of all time: Him

“Valentina clearly won that” Valentina everytime she took Grasso down:

Me after watching 10 rounds with absolute no damage involved

So how was UFC Noche?

Where can I find the video Tracy Cortez’s ERA?

Nobody: Irene Saldana’s forehead:

“Merab got stung!!” Merab for the next 5mn: