You can all see what I see, right? #twohander

Got a funny idea for a photoshoot with my kids. Any photographers follow me who shoot on film?

SHOCKING service from Very -been on hold 29 minutes after they promised to sort out the dangerous garden table which shattered into a million pieces.

Today was shit. Shit day. Shitness. Crap. Poo day. Day of poo.

Can I get tickets now please Liam Gallagher Noel Gallagher ? The GALLagher’s. Get it?

Hello 👋🏻 I am a comedy writer (award winning please and thank you) looking for work. Please hire me to write on your show/radio series or for copywriting/content writing! Literally anything…funeral obituaries, milk cartons, best man speeches (no weird sexy/culty stuff).

Hahahahaha hire him immediately: (just not as a receptionist!)

Had an amazing night at BAFTA Connect round table chat. Met some amazing producers. Producers really don’t get enough respect, they really are the heartbeat of the production. Hug your producer tonight, give them a little thanks. They are probably exhausted.

Lucy Beaumont Just going to pop the list Dani Johns kindly put together a while back, showing most of the female comedians gigging on the pro circuit in the UK. Just as a reference in case anyone has that old chestnut of there aren't that many funny women blah blah docs.google.com/document/d/1zC…

Kamala Harris represents every woman… every woman having an idiot argument with a dimwit of a man.

Looking to direct one more short film this year. Any UK writers want to collab on something? Open to action/comedy/drama but needs to be something that can be shot in one or two locations. Low budget vibes. If you've got something DM me. #Writing #ShortFilm #Director #Short

Watching Hook with the kids and watching it with todays brain, I’m now pretty sure Julia Roberts did 99% of her scenes in fact on her own with a backdrop/ green screen.

“Stop lowering the bar so low you get annoyed when they just walk over it.” - Aristotle/me just now.

"I know some of you might be expecting us to make a joke about whether The Bear is really a comedy...but in the true spirit of The Bear we will not be making any jokes" —Eugene Levy during his #Emmys opening monologue

The perfect acceptant speech. Good stories. That’s all we want.

No but they prob can help with the rent while you start off.

Acceptance. Damn it. I was crying.

Huw Edwards gets a suspended sentence. Good job he hadn't done anything as bad as planning an environmental protest over Zoom.

I don’t know why, but growing up, Blue Peter was posh.

I am still CASTING. The ages in my previous graphic were too broad so I was getting a lot of people who were way too young. Ages reigned in, and email date extended. Please share with actors you think would be great. Thank you! #Casting #actorswomen #castingcall #acting #actors