MRS CLARK: he brays at a million “you will talk to me” entitled decibels

I’m calling from ENSURE (something or other) about your LIFE INSURANCE

Me: That I don’t have. Please don’t call me again

He takes a breath.

Me: NO. Don’t call again

Chancing bastard *taps the sign*

If I might be permitted, Lloyd frankly sounds like a bit of a Kant…

Amazing what you find when you’re looking for a rock for a LOBSTER commission… I found this languishing in a bag of rocks. It wasn’t finished so I tarted it up a bit. I love her! WILD SWIMMING WOMAN style! SPLASH!

Available 🦑 25 + postage

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#Theatre #accessibility and inclusivity needs radical change. Please help me out and share this as much as possible? (If theatre isn’t for you, pls say why if you can?)

Amelia’s cards are ace. I can’t wait to give one to a certain little person who bears a startling resemblance to one of her brilliant illustrations…

Any guesses which one?

Also though! SO MANY BIRBS TODAY!!!! I was so excited. Only ever heard Mark Heap “doin a Chiff Chaff” on Green Wing before! - and the BlackCap?

And I SAW a wren. There are loads round here. Tiny gobshites. Hooray, cos I love than

I also do cards for kids (cos I still am basically one of them)

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Cards for the lovers ;)

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Silly, grumpy cards a speciality… tailor-made for *gestures at everything* (they look lovely in little frames #justsayin )

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Cards to send hugs and sympathy…

Cos life is sometimes tough, and a little supportive message can really help

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Just a small reminder that I draw greetings cards… (cos apparently people have stopped having birthdays!). Here is a selection of my naughty but niche nonsense. All blank, so actually you can send them ANY DAY tbh

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My Amelia Clark, lover of flagons artwork is now up. Right above the morning light switch to give me a glow every morning.

You can get your own piece of motivational (or sweary) artwork from Dippyfishcards and she even does commission and cards too.

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I have decided to open again my website to European customers.
I now hope I put enough warnings about customs fees and that it will not be too stressful to handle 😂😅
Still not shipping to Germany as I didn't register with Lucid.
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Please GOD, make this happen. I don’t ask for much…

This must happen.

Carry on

I’m doing it, dad
Look at me
I wish you were
Still here to see
But all the lessons
That you taught
Will help me do
The things I ought
Wish I could tell you
Share my joy
With awesome
Inimitable Roy
I’ll keep on going
Make you proud
And try to live
My life, out-loud…

morning

New mythbusting blog article: 'Ancient Pub-lore'. This one looks at some of the rather outlandish claims made about ancient pubs. So much of what is relayed as 'history' is in fact folklore, and the tales are often surprisingly recent in origin.

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