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Michael Girdley

@girdley

CEO of an 11-business, 600-person holding company. Fireworks, software, +9 more. Writing about holding co's, starting businesses, life, and leading.

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Since I opened our coworking space ~2.5 years ago, almost every office building nearby has opened flex/coworking in their buildings nearby.

Since I opened our coworking space ~2.5 years ago, almost every office building nearby has opened flex/coworking in their buildings nearby.
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It's off-topic for me, so I won't write it but: A thread of movies that wouldn't get made today would go viral on this 'new Twitter.'

An example is the 1982 film The Toy. In retrospect, its premise is insane. What other movies couldn't be made today? Blazing Saddles comes to

It's off-topic for me, so I won't write it but: A thread of movies that wouldn't get made today would go viral on this 'new Twitter.' An example is the 1982 film The Toy. In retrospect, its premise is insane. What other movies couldn't be made today? Blazing Saddles comes to
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Looks like we’re going to the veterinarian today.

My son got a noisemaker toy from the arcade.

The cat now makes massive squeaking noise every time she sneezes.

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It only takes one turd in the pool to stop everyone swimming.

The most dangerous toxic employees are those that are seen to be ‘good at their job’:
- Replacing them is harder
- Weaponize their expertise
- Won’t take feedback

But go they must…

ideally out of a top floor window

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Chance a meeting gets canceled…

Weather bad outside: 20%

Weather nice outside: 70%

Weather nice outside and it’s Summer: 99%

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They’re somewhere in your company…

Notoriously hard to spot…

And, if tolerated, they can ruin your entire culture…

So here’s my guide to rooting out…

The Toxic Employee.

Toxic Employees *actively* undermine leadership and company culture.

But they’re tough to spot.

They’re somewhere in your company… Notoriously hard to spot… And, if tolerated, they can ruin your entire culture… So here’s my guide to rooting out… The Toxic Employee. Toxic Employees *actively* undermine leadership and company culture. But they’re tough to spot.
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I don't know if your parents taught you this, but:

Just assume everyone online is lying to you.

Then, be pleasantly surprised when they tell the truth.

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I'm thinking of joining the 'die with nothing' camp.

Too many generational wealth horror stories recently.

Easy wealth can cause as many problems as poverty.

Just different ones.

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Something that feels like magic when I think about it.

Hire a great person:

$5k-10k or more a month in salary.

Lease a 3,500lb vehicle that almost drives itself:

$600 a month.

Something that feels like magic when I think about it. Hire a great person: $5k-10k or more a month in salary. Lease a 3,500lb vehicle that almost drives itself: $600 a month.
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My buddy Hayden Cohen and I are hosting our next online lecture on 6/27.

It's about hiring offshore/nearshore (and how not to get scammed).

If you've wanted to run global searches for hiring, this is for you.

Free, live, and a ton of time for Q&A.

Sign up here (recording

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The primary way to get in trouble in a cyclical industry is to convince yourself you're not in one.

Because, you know, it's always different this time.

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Typical Saturday now: I exercise so much that I'm too exhausted to work on weekends. Mission accomplished.

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On another topic...

I've been reflecting on why there's never been another Anthony Bourdain. He brought a level of sadness, thoughtfulness, experience as a real chef,

Typical Saturday now: I exercise so much that I'm too exhausted to work on weekends. Mission accomplished. -- On another topic... I've been reflecting on why there's never been another Anthony Bourdain. He brought a level of sadness, thoughtfulness, experience as a real chef,
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A GUIDE FOR CEOs: How to 10x your business using Twitter/X

An audience will cause any business to explode.

I have 18 rules to do it.

Download my free PDF guide!

girdley.com/products/how-t…

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I’m pro degrowth as a way to further society.

In particular, anyone who thinks degrowth a good idea should lead by example and degrowth themselves into a shack far away with no electricity, paved roads, cellphones or modern medicine.

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