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Greg Hawkins

@gmorpheme

Former CTO & CISO Starling Bank, coder, author. Novel: coldwake.wtf. Views my own or not even mine. @[email protected] @gmorpheme.bsky.social.

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Thomas Oléron Evans (@mathistopheles) 's Twitter Profile Photo

roadto326 I make it the second biggest polling miss on the Lab-Con margin of the last 60 years (after 1992). Probably the biggest overestimate of Labour's vote share since at least 1970.

Rob Ford (@robfordmancs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Britain, Friday: “Wow! Look at all that tactical voting to keep out the right. Unprecedented!” France, Sunday: “Tiens ma biere”

Geir Jordet (@geirjordet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A subtle England penalty shootout innovation (since 2021) is their deliberate, structured & functional use of social psychology. Here, Saka is picked up by John Stones after his penalty, to swiftly welcome him back in the team. What did England do and why did they do it? 1/7

Lulu Cheng Meservey (@lulumeservey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

CrowdStrike CEO is getting pummeled for his response to the global outage. Why everyone hates it: 1) WEAPONS-GRADE CORPO SPEAK Let’s be clear. Legalese doublespeak is designed to dodge and obfuscate rather than inform or communicate. This statement was obviously written by a

CrowdStrike CEO is getting pummeled for his response to the global outage.

Why everyone hates it:

1) WEAPONS-GRADE CORPO SPEAK

Let’s be clear. Legalese doublespeak is designed to dodge and obfuscate rather than inform or communicate. This statement was obviously written by a
Hannah Al-Othman (@hannahalothman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just wanted to share quickly how lovely yesterday felt in Southport; a total contrast to the night before. 🧵 The mosque and people’s garden walls were rebuilt by builders and bricklayers volunteering their time and labour:

Just wanted to share quickly how lovely yesterday felt in Southport; a total contrast to the night before. 🧵

The mosque and people’s garden walls were rebuilt by builders and bricklayers volunteering their time and labour:
Carol Jasper (@drcaroljasper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have a lecture series entitled ‘is the mob mad?’ The short answer is no. Typically mobbing crowds, or riots, are not ‘mad’ or ‘mindless’ they are typically very much purposeful and identity based. Having studied race related riots for years, what might be happening now? A 🧵

isaacs (@izs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Y'all. Seriously. Hardly anyone even understands the unbelievable depth of Tolkien's linguistic genius. If ever there was an artist just straight up making jokes that only he would ever get, omg. So get this, it's epic. You know the "Brandywine River" in Lord of the Rings?

Election Maps UK (@electionmapsuk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The 2024 General Election if Not Voting counted as a vote for the 'Apathy Party': Apathy: 611, 40.3% LDM: 22, 7.3% LAB: 13, 20.1% GRN: 2, 4.0% CON: 1, 14.2% RFM: 0, 8.5% Others: 1, 5.6% Apathy majority of 572.

The 2024 General Election if Not Voting counted as a vote for the 'Apathy Party':

Apathy: 611, 40.3%
LDM: 22, 7.3%
LAB: 13, 20.1%
GRN: 2, 4.0%
CON: 1, 14.2%
RFM: 0, 8.5%
Others: 1, 5.6%

Apathy majority of 572.
Tim Farron (@timfarron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

By the way, no way am I leaving Twitter. This place is like a lovely pub, that got taken over by some soulless pub company and with a full on wazzock as a new landlord. But I was here first and I’m staying.

Kathleen (@oldpicposter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Here's to Lancashire"-#EvertonFC Dixie Dean raising a toast to the FA Cup staying in Lancashire and joined by #ManchesterCity Sam Cowen, who seconds Dixie's toast (1933)