“Now your honor, I’m just a humble country lawyer, but when the witness said “here comes the airplane” it is undisputed that it was not actually an airplane but a spoonful of green peas!”

Hi we’re all about letting creatives express their uncensored views on our show, and out of all the creatives in the word the particular one we chose this week is an anti-Semite in the middle of a mental health crisis. No reason, no judgment involved. Just though it was cool.

Three year old is walking around with a wireless keyboard and just told me: “I know you saw my email.”

I just got hit with “per my last” from a toddler.

Put these two statements together and think about where this is going.

18th inning

Be sure to use #war in your goodbye tweets

SF has no celebrity culture compared to you know places with actual famous people. I did once walk into Buca di Beppo in soma with Sean Combs and it was one of the most remarkable things I've ever witnessed. Maître d' almost expired. sfchronicle.com/food/restauran… via San Francisco Chronicle

What the texts between Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk reveal: that 'Jack was willing to completely throw under the bus anyone at the company, including Parag' -- Twitter founding team member Jason Goldman's unfiltered take trib.al/9k4dqy0

Idk Elves maybe it is best just to pack it in for a return to Valinor. Seems great there!

The Long Polarization joke *was* even stronger!

one vision for crypto is, like, 'this is a computer game, and if i can figure out a way to win the computer game that the designers did not intend, then i am cool and clever. also the game pays money.'

Always an interesting question as to when to alert your partner about a new hyperfixation hobby.

You're all clear, kid, now let's bake this thing and go home

it’s just thousands of weird nerds across america looking on at the twitter deal and going “no… no… this is too stupid even for me to justify”

Congresswoman Elise Stefanik derided the American Rescue Plan as a “far-left wish list.”

This week, she’s touting the $12.9 million in funding it provided to rural hospitals in her district.