A list no one asked for or wanted. Jewish terms that also sound like first names: 1. Tom Kikkar 2. Billy Reishis (and Billy Tachlis) 3. Pierre Vkavod Please unfollow me. 🙈 (But add more before you do pls)

Pretty amazing that Chabad shluchim make it possible for Jews to keep kosher around the world. I mean spreading Torah is so important, but eating schnitzel after riding an elefant in Thailand? That’s pretty epic. Bet the Rebbe didn’t think of that.

Why hasn’t anyone decided to merge retirement homes, children’s homes and animal shelters? A large house where older people teach young children about life and take care of abandoned animals together. In this arrangement, everyone would be a winner.

If I’m ever intubated in the ICU please someone come in & brush & floss my teeth for me don’t just use chlorhex swabs k thanks 😘😘

The smallest babies are peanuts. When they get a little bigger they’re beans. Then they grow into biscuits. Finally they become nuggets. The peanut to nugget scale is not directly related to age or size. It is individualized based on a child’s flavor of cuteness & general vibe

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“Here in America, if you have money, you can have teeth.”

Ran a 5k race at Burning Man today nbd #PinkLightning #BurningMan #5k #Running

So many thoughts🤔 So little prayers🙏 א גוט געבענטשט יאר🍎🍯 #RoshHashanah

Feels like Burning Man and Rosh Hashana were like a thousand years ago

Some Jews: anti-Zionism is antisemitism!! Other Jews: conflating Zionism with Judaism is antisemitism! Me, a Satmar OTD Jew:🫠😭😴

Umm what do I got to do with this

Unpopular opinion: The whole גט# system is make-believe. It's entirely made up. If someone tried to withhold a Get from me I'd go on a #HotChany #AishesIsh adventure, indulging in all the sexy Giluy Aroyos, Mishkaf Zucher, Mishkaf Nekaivah, the whole Megillah #סוטהומחטיאאתהרבים

Rayne is a pillar of our community, always tirelessly helping others. Now, as a devastating fire destroyed her home, she needs our support more than ever. Every donation or share helps! gofund.me/7ab86e15

So if an #Agunah gets married to or has children with a #Goy before receiving her #Gett, are her children from the new relationship considered #Mamzerim? exploring options/ just curious #חייבכרת #היתרמאהגוים #ממזר

You know it's gonna be a great country if everyone claps when the plane lands👏🏻👏🏻 #🇬🇷 #Santorini #Athens