@gore_not_core
Peace, love, and crabs ✌🏽❤️🦀
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calendar_today27-04-2009 13:17:05
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a month ago
Forgive me father for I have sinned. It’s been months since I watched Predator 💪🏿💪🏼
You know it’s back-to-school time because my road rage is back!
“Overnight Oats: The Mat Roy Story” 📖
Judge me not by the color of skin but by the content of my 10-disc changer 💿
23 days ago
People who take food out of a microwave without clearing the leftover time are PSYCHOPATHS 🔪
First Friday action!
22 days ago
Pedestrians aren’t appropriately afraid of cars anymore 🏃♂️🚙
20 days ago
Stop calling crap things “goodies.” The integrity of “goodies” must be protected
19 days ago
It rained for 30 minutes, and now San Antonio is in chaos 😑
17 days ago
Come party tomorrow evening! 🍕
We call headphones “cans” in the DJ biz 🎧
12 days ago
After 18 years, I have paid off all my student loans by myself! 🙌🏽
We built this city on rock & roll, which explains all the infrastructure problems
11 days ago
Today’s hot goss: my new no-show socks don’t show! 🚫👀🧦
What’s it like being 48? I rinsed out a ziploc bag to reuse it 👴🏽
10 days ago
If I was a biologist/influencer, I’d say, “Link in my bio. Bio in my link”
9 days ago
I wish I was taller just to have the nickname “Stretch”
5 days ago
What’s it like being old? I have a pimple on my face, so I wouldn’t know 😌
There’s an old saying in my country that goes, “Representative. REPRESENTATIVE!” 📞