I just saw a TikTok explaining how when bosses say “give 100% effort,” we neurodivergent burnout overachievers should take it as “give 50-70%.” It reminded me how at literally every single job I have EVER had (10+) the constructive criticism has been to do a faster, worse job 😅

Nach 16 Jahren verpennter Digitalisierung wäre das ja wohl das ehrlichere Logo gewesen

This has been one of the funniest examples of mass psychosis

The Sigma Female 🔆 Fr this

Ab jetzt Autos nur noch maximal 20 km/h, weil ohne Gurt ja Verletzungsgefahr besteht

Mittlerweile ist Friedrich Merz bei „Die Ausländer nehmen uns die Arzttermine weg“ angekommen.

Code editors often have options in search and replace function to avoid that, e.g. finding only whole words that match!

If the "drink when you feel thirsty" advice doesn't work for you because of ADHD, here's my alternative tip: Every 2-3 hours, put a glass of water to your mouth and see what happens

apple 2033: "by default we now deliver all phones in a metal box with big spikes on the inside because for some reason we made up its better for the consumer. or we can ship it in our new iPackage, which is made of microengineered tree fibers (cardboard). costs 250$"

Das sagt eigentlich alles aus, was man über Scurrows wissen muss. Volle Soli mit Shurjoka im Titel

the production server* experienced some scheduled downtime** today * my pc ** i pulled the ethernet cord to cable manage it while a youtube video was running T_T

C programming language

wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille

today, we grieve the loss of all the developers using ninja in their build system. they didn't make it.

i'm old enough to remember a time when this hellsite was not owned by a greedy asshole transphobic billionaire

vielleicht hätte ich die von hand ausgerechnete zahl mal durch wolfram alpha jagen sollen bevor ich so nen schrott poste