Episode 1: Sanjeev Kohli 🎬🍸🇬🇧

Build-A-Bond is back!

Season 5 starts off with a return to Craiglang, and a hilarious chat with the actor, comedian, writer and borderline national treasure Sanjeev Kohli

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I didn't realise Cliff Richard has to hold in his pee-pee ALL YEAR just so that he can have a massive Xmas number one

We never did find out what she’d look like with a chimney on her, did we?

Prince suffered from low blood sugar. That's why he always kept a Lion in his pocket. And a Toffee Crisp in his pencil case

VERY important day in the economy today...the Secret Santa Spike...£50 million pounds will be panic-spent on shit like a swearing David Hasselhoff key-ring

Xmas day 7pm: 'The Snowcock'. In Raymond Briggs' latest magical instalment, the massive icy phallus springs to life & has a Xmas adventure

Autoglass now repair and replace broken hearts

You know you're old when you live to see laser quest getting its third wind

Today is known as Tea Towel Tuesday, when 25% of households traditionally lose their tea towels to Nativity play shepherds

#teatoweltuesday

I really wish I could get more excited about the right hand side of my thorax. But if I'm being honest my heart's not in it

A song from my playlist, the soundtrack of my life, is Jolene because it’s the first song I remember hearing on the radio & it’s still a 24-carat banger. What’s on your playlist?

Playlist for Life

I did this a few years ago.

The bleakest Christmas album.

It features, amongst others.. .John Douglas, .Andrew Wasylyk, .Andrew Howie, Pauline Alexander, .Grahame Skinner and .Sanjeev Kohli

Worth a flutter of snow.

Perhaps one day we'll get it on white vinyl.

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The Cocteau Twins weren’t actually twins. But they did have cocks for toes

We all love a laugh, which is why Kevin Bridges & Still Game share the record for most OVO Hydro shows.

Ep.2 of the #HYDR10 podcast features Sanjeev Kohli's tales of Prince’s dressing room + seeing 14,000 jaws drop when he stepped on stage.

Check it out: bit.ly/3sTaaKw

I love this time of year. You can put 'Christmas' in front of anything & make it all Christmassy. So at work today I'm doing some Christmas bullying

Sanjeev Kohli I’m a member of the Anti Alliteration Association.

I've been called the King of Alliteration. Which is very flattering, but I would have preferred the 'King of Kalliteration'

Turns out two monkeys have been successfully running a website selling rainwear for 5 years. May need to reassess the term 'monkey business'

He’s not gonna be happy with that

Just back from the parallel universe where Captain Birdseye was an avant-garde performer & Captain Beefheart was the face of fishfingers