Missionaries at their homecoming

Medical lab tech Katie Corley coughed on two petri dishes, one while wearing a mask, and one without a mask. (From her public FB post.)

Now also might be a good time to fire the SLC cop who, last month, was assigned to a case of a woman who had been murdered and instead he saved and shared her explicit photos to his friends

I haven’t seen a single tweet abt this & it’s worrying DON’T GO TO A PROTEST IF YOU FEEL SICK DON’T GO TO A PROTEST IF YOU HAVE A COUGH DON’T GO TO A PROTEST IF YOU HAVE A FEVER protect your fellow protestors & direct your rage toward raising donations, calling reps, mutual aid

You know whose lives don’t matter? Pedophiles. Rapists. Child abusers.

CEO of sending passive aggressive texts to my roommates

we've been a bit distracted. nothing's changed though.

*guy sending me songs all night trying to find ones I don’t already know* Me: 😂😂😂

When you have to work but he asks you to come over

no, teacher, i do not have 400+ dollars to pay for 2 books by tomorrow so we can start chapter one for a book that was on a syllabus i received yesterday.

Guy’s security camera catches kid tearing it up on his driveway almost every day, so he decides to do something about it.

Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm: