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(Formerly) Brooklyn Mom

@graciefacelove

Huge fan of objective reality. Opinions are your mom’s.

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Montana was very beautiful, the food was generally pretty good (outside the National Parks which is like airport garbage) and the people are super nice. 10/10 would recommend!

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I don’t get it - libs want endless immigration but if you pay an immigrant $30 an hour to watch your children you’re also somehow exploiting them?

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there is a screen on every seat and free headphones - why do I need to hear you or your child’s ipad? it’s objectively really effing rude.

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My problem with ozempic is it gives food companies & the government permission to keep poisoning Americans in the name of profits just to increase the profits of pharmaceutical companies. How about we just don’t make it nearly impossible to eat nutritious foods?

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Does anyone else imagine teachers are picking students like it’s the NFL draft? Like how do they decide who gets the perfect student and who gets the kid who paints with his poop?

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I wonder if life was better when our worlds were smaller. When we didn’t feel the need to explore every inch of the continent, reinvent our wardrobes every three months, or buy the latest gadget on Amazon. Were we more content focusing on our little corners of the world?

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Teachers & Parents - we need to reframe expectations for kids 8 plus. Instead of: “please label your child’s items and make sure you pack them a water bottle each day” it should be: “we reminded your child to label their items and expect them to pack a water bottle each day”.

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I used to hate Trump but now I honestly find him kinda cool - like I sorta want his life, just hitting up the podcast circuit, chilling with some cool & funny people all day, chit chatting about life and America.

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The assistant at the pediatrician commented on my children’s tanned skin “they’re very dark.” I remember when this was a good thing. They spent the summer playing outside, they SHOULD be tan!