Some days feel like a perpetual effort to keep the panic attacks at bay

NGL I have no idea how to be happy and optimistic about the Lions. These are foreign concepts.

I 100% unabashedly love punting.

That was far too tense for an opening night game. Glad I wore my brown pants. #GoLions

JFC

For all those who don’t understand this, having an attitude with the police or being irritated is not an excuse for the police to drag you from your car, aggressively handcuff you, and then threaten other citizens (Calais Campbell). Totally unprofessional and unacceptable

I’m so happy Ian’s bringing this back - he’s such a great writer with incredibly interesting perspectives. Also? A super okay dude. To paraphrase Gandalf: Sign (up), you fools!

"Animator shortage" aka they fired all of the animators so they could specifically do exactly this

Remember how I said I was updating my web site? Well I'm finally done. Please, take it from my cold cramped baby fingers and know that I suffered even tho it looks like I didn't do anything. 💁 hvonillustration.com

Hey, what’s your best audiobook recommendation for a long-ass drive?

“The perfect joke doesn’t exist” /door flies open:

Goddamn, I haven’t had this much fun watching los Tigres in years

SHAMON

I’d like to second the motion on the floor

Good morning J. Schiek

It’s almost Hot Grant Autumn, baby.

That one time I wrote something too real for FB and freaked out my mom