Them: You’re beautiful inside and out! Me: Nah….just out.

I dated a Haitian immigrant. The pussy-eating rumors are NOT TRUE.

#presidentialelection #jdvance #vicepresident #vote2024 #vote #haiti #haitian #pussycat #springfield #ohio #SpringfieldOhio

I’ve mostly dated touring musicians so when a normal person hangs around too long, I start thinking ,“Don’t you have someplace to be? For a few weeks?? Like…..in other states???”

Americanafest Week Thurs 9/19: Grey DeLisle’s Song Swap Meet at the Nashville Palace Presented by Grand Ole Country Bunker (Unofficial Showcase) kgmusicpress.com/campaigns/9691…

Come to Anime Washington tomorrow! We’re here one more day! Sept 15th! ❤️ #azula #atla #avatarthelastairbender #korra #toph #uncleiroh

Voice Actors: If you do convention appearances and don’t tip your handlers, EVERYONE KNOWS.

California Trumpers: He just said he would let our state burn to the ground if Gavin “Newscum” didn’t submit to all of his demands as President. How on earth does anyone think this 78 year-old toddler is a good leader?????

I’m coming to #TheNetherlands in October with Eddie Clendening and #TheBlueRibbonBoys !

At the airport I heard them say, “Azula, your flight is boarding!”, but it was “Missoula”. ⚡️😅⚡️

My friend sent me my episode of Rhett Miller ‘s podcast #WHEELSOFF and I’d never heard it before! I shared all of my deepest, darkest & most hilarious secrets at WARP SPEED! (Apple link here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/whe… but it’s streaming everywhere!) #ADHD #voiceactor #coldbrew

#HappyBirthday #ThirstTrap

The most important quality I look for in a partner is “not being interested in me”.

#TedCruz