My girlfriend works at the sludge factory and i behead livestock

i would love to have a maneuver named after me

accomplishing a minor task and phasing out of reality back to my home dimension

there's no way anyone could throw a ball through this

Better luck next time, punk.

it's gay to burn up when you re-enter the atmosphere

Playing the Frasier VR Experience. Drinking a small glass of sherry with Frasier and Niles

(Replying to a selfie) Nice pic! I’m going to show this to my coworkers and say you’re my girlfriend

Sometimes I think I’ll never start the defining indie rock band of the 1990s

i've decided to reframe the narrative

imagine being kidnapped like this

(not really paying attention) i give you my blessing. go in peace

I’m a special forces operator who made a mistake and got my entire team killed and honestly I haven’t even thought about it once

You’ll see.

that epic double agent feel when you betray your comrades

on a plane and i passed 5 speech checks in a row and now they're letting me fly it

playing with a rubber tire in my enclosure

i love fast fashion and wear 10 outfits a day

1 word essay due at midnight...