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Pistachio

@harleyshah

“Britain’s anti-government mascot”. Iranian nut on the spectrum. Mother of cats. I use hyperbole a lot.

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Punishing single people, punishing mothers, punishing children, punishing families, punishing adolescents. This country is just full of misery.

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The most annoying thing about parliament is that these people keep passive aggressively calling each other “the right honourable gentleman” omg just tell them to their face they’re a little bitch, scrap if you must?!

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I came back to laugh again Corbyn: “can the Secretary of State confirm that the continued supply of arms to Israel will not harm or kill any more Palestinians any more of the fourty thousand it already did?” David Lammy: “dunno that wasn’t me”

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I told this crazy ass to her face “you’ve gone all your life bullying people and getting away with it, let me tell you I am not the one, I am NOT intimidated by YOU”

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Had to pull out the emergency big brother card (this only happens every 10 years) She won’t do anything to me again if she sees him. She only bullies women Homayoun is coming! I’m now gonna be cooking every day for a week as he eats stew like no tomorrow but it’s worth it!

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Kept my eye off Pashy for one minute and turned back around to find him not only eating half my prawn bao, but dipping it in miso mayo? How is he even real

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It wasn’t really a thing where some singular event happened, it was more an ongoing sadness, that couldn’t be cured by anything. It’s no one’s fault. And there was nothing anyone could do. Thank you to everyone who checked in to ask if I was ok