Former Seahawks HC Pete Carroll joined up with Marshawn Lynch — along with Gavin Newsom and Doug Hendrickson — to discuss Super Bowl XLIX and Carroll’s return to USC. A conversation with Carroll: 🎧 shorturl.at/0smWn

If autotune was a person

Week 1 is finally here! I'm so excited for this season... and we're starting in the throwbacks! Let's go!!

I can't wait for Barstool FSU to blame jet lag from their trip home a week ago for this piss poor performance.

Don’t worry, Florida State fans. We UCF fans are empathetic to what you’re going through. When we went undefeated and were excluded from the College Football Playoff, we also got off to a bad st- [checks notes] No. Sorry. Wait a minute. We went undefeated again. That’s my bad.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *Breathe* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....

So very cool. ⁦UCF Football⁩ will wear these helmet decals Saturday vs. Sam Houston that were designed by pediatric patients at Arnold Palmer Hospital for Children (Arnold Palmer Hospital for Children) 🎨

This is the first time in many years that I won't be attending at least one UCF game and that makes me very sad!

Since the Wilson trade: Broncos are 13-21 Seahawks are 18-16 Broncos are currently paying Wilson upwards of $50 million to play for another team. The trade was a worse beat down for the Broncos than SB48...and that's saying a lot.

At the end of every football season, I swear I'm giving up on fantasy football so I can just enjoy the games, and every damn year I draft a new fantasy team. Ugh

And not a single one noticed the glaring grammar mistake. Shocking.

Summer: I'm not done yet, bitches

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one in the PNW who doesn't like teriyaki.

Cris Collinsworth, we've missed you! — Absolutely nobody

When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims. If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline. If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state. Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.

Happy first official #BlueFriday of the season to all who celebrate!! #GoHawks #DENvsSEA

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You can always tell when there is a wildfire nearby because the sun looks like a ball of fire.

Top 5 Teams on the Rise 1. Miami 2. Tennessee 3. Arizona 4. Louisville 5. UCF

Cincy choking away a 20 pt lead to lose to Pitt is my favorite story of the day.