the sudden urge to tell my mom everything that i’ve been keeping from her just because we’re having a good time

global headlines back to back. what an absolutely sick, terrifying world women must navigate.

"no means no" doesn't only apply to sex. it also applies when your friends say they don't want to drink anymore, when they say they don't feel comfortable with affection, when they say they don't smoke weed. respecting people's boundaries doesn't only mean when it comes to sex

Now that’s what the fuck I’m here for!!

i love smart people who can teach me stuff without making me feel dumb for not knowing it

I still think about YouTube to mp3 converter sometimes

So that he can embarrass me in private.

I used to have a friend who was two years younger than me and took any and every opportunity to call me old even tho it’s less than a 2 year age gap, but she swears there’s a “generational difference” - Bitch we both 90s babies?? And her partner was born 2001 💀

YOU BETTTER SPEAKKKK

I love a Balkan breakfast 😍

New Zealand's youngest MP began her speech with a traditional Māori haka performance

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

I want every single man who does this, thinks of doing this, jokes about doing this, excuses their friends for doing this, consumes videos of people doing this… to die the most painful horrific death. Then burn in the deepest darkest depths of beneath hell.

Never thought id question a Rihanna fashion week look… I need further context

I love Pilates and Matcha downnnn ! But those are two asinine points of conversation 💀

adulting is when you realize all you want is a home, stable career, and a partner to settle down with

The culture less snow roaches are barking too loud in the comments. How are you gonna Judge cultural practices, when your ancestors hated your culture so much they colonised everyone else’s and left you with nothing but a reputation of not knowing how to bathe? 💀💀

Islander men are never gonna surprise me with this bullshit tbh. They are the most idiotic, racist colourist group among us islanders. But I also didn’t like how sis was laughing her ass off and contributing to everything… girl stfu 🤦🏾‍♀️

Me: I wanna meet men organically, like at a cafe or while im out walking *Me whenever a man approaches me in public: “Fk off your creepy cun” 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩