Costa coffee is so dismal and unchic like why are they about 10 years behind other coffee gaffs? Where is the matcha? Where is the almond milk? Why does their chai latte taste like black pepper?

This is high camp

Dunno what’s going on with me lately but I’m loving pensioner food. For two days in a row I’ve had pork chop, veg and mash with irish cottage garlic gold butter for me tea and it’s slapped both times x

I’ll never forgot when it made a “Tasty meals” montage and included photos of the chicks that I looked after with my nursery class from when I was still teaching

He does this every Friday.

I love blazers on other people but on me they always give the vibe of Shirley the 72 year old manager of the local conservative club

Finally started ted lasso the other day and I would d word for roy kent x

Back to work tomorrow after five weeks off

Went back to the gym yesterday for the first time in five weeks and I genuinely think my bum is gonna drop off

Not Dave Grohl popping out a whole ass sprog with a woman who is not his wife at his big age

Managed to grab the last copy of the new Jacqueline Wilson book in waterstones on the way back from the gym

Will never get over Kate Bush serving Julian Clifton off postman pat teas in the cloudbusting video

Not me saying this then getting a pink/purple split dye two weeks later teehee

Dina Caliente and Pollination Technician breaking it down at Crypt O’Nightclub in sims 2

Finished the new Jacqueline Wilson book last night - Nadine is still my fave out of the girls, I feel vindicated in my childhood one sided beef with Russell and I need multiple sequels after THAT abrupt ending

They should prescribe going for a blank street and a yap on the nhs x