Nice steamed pudding. Looks absolutely disgusting👍

Just laughed out loud remembering Supersize Me when the doctor said he had the liver of an end-stage alcoholic and he was like wow, just from eating mcdonalds... whole time he really was an end-stage alcoholic. Irish American icon

All of the Phillies fans––man, woman, child, senior citizen––look like their name is a variant of Ricky

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I honestly hate Doc Martens. Get away from me Hey Arnold

My AI selfie thing said “beautiful symmetrical face” and “Latina”

Aleksandra Waliszewska

You know, I think the Chinese government was right to imprison Jack Bauer

(watching my friend get nitrogen narcosis and paddle away into the black depths of the pacific ocean) okay i’ll wait here

It’s crazy that if a bear bit my head and crushed my fragile skull I’d die?? Me dead????? Run that again.. and make sure that you include it’s me.

Better than perler beads though

Explaining to my boyfriend that being three inches taller than me makes him the same height as me

Whenever people post “good vs bad” Taylor Swift lyrics why is it always the good ones that are way worse

I feel so honored to have grown up to be the random woman who shows up to your birthday party with your uncle who brought your present in a Best Buy bag

Once I set traps for a mouse in my house but put a row of cheese in front so it could eat a ton of cheese before it got their last cheese and died. The next morning all the cheese was gone and the traps were empty. I just threw them away, never thought about the mouse again

WALL-E was so fucking dirty. I would never let him in my house.. getting dirt all over the fucking place. Fucking disgusting

In the 90s my aunties were tearing the streets the fuck up with 4 going out tops to share between all of them

Nobody who has the virility required to become furious would ever whimper publicly like this

Sir, a second monkey has fallen off the bed and bumped his head

TikTokers who think Taylor Swift is crypto-lesbian when a word has the letter K