alexis saying “i’m not going to kick a person when they’re down…” #RHOC

“i’m his, he’s mine” is glued into my frontal lobe (help)

Why hasn't Kamala Harris already done as VP what she's promising to do as president? Here's your answer motherfuckers. 🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

20 years ago, Eric Prydz released 'Call On Me'

why settle for being the side dish when you know you’re a whole-ass entrée

Sweat tour begins tonight

just dance

the u.s. government asking oppenheimer for an update on the manhattan project

mario party minigames

me doing my world tour rehearsals before i get in the shower

MORPHINE we are so fucking back

Jean Smart wins Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series for ‘Hacks.’ #Emmys

hearing #TheTraitorsUS season 2 won an emmy

i usually dislike fall, but this year? let me snort a cinnamon broomstick and carve a pumpkin so good that its guts are rearranged 🎃

Two of our elementary schools were just evacuated due to threats. Both of our colleges have gone virtual this week due to threats. The city just canceled our annual CultureFest because of threats. None of this was happening before Trump and Vance opened their mouths.

Ngl at Target, you just gotta accept your total & go with it 😭

her in that suv

saying jean smart’s emmy win was undeserved is wild, she deserved best comedy actress for this line reading ALONE

girl, the call is coming from inside the house…