An underappreciated component of Judith Kerr’s badness as a writer is her utter lack of understanding of how tigers’ dietary needs are met. That’s not how panthera tigris tigris eat. That’s not what they’d do if let loose in a kitchen. That’s not how they play brass instruments.

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A brave effort from CLARENDON HOUSE in the Group 2 Blue Point Sprint, sticking on well to finish 4th behind some talented horses. Very proud! 💙🧡 Robert Cowell | Dubai Racing Club #TeamMPR

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING CROOKED AND CORRUPT PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES THAT ARE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, AND PUT ME IN PRISON, INCLUDING THOSE MANY PEOPLE THAT I COMPLETELY & TOTALLY DESPISE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY

Gameshow idea; “Through The Window” - Vocalists of eighties chart bands appear sinisterly at the windows of bandmates.

YESSS, COLD STARE! What a wonderful horse he is - winning for the 9th time and as a 9-year-old. He still has it! Well done to his owners and thank you David O'Meara David Nolan we are all delighted. He is winner 24 of the year for #TeamMPR

Presumably only being released in Australia?

In the Champions League of UK hotel brands, just as Premier Inn score a massive own goal with a woeful reduction in quality of breakfast orange juice, Holiday Inn Express smash the ball into an empty net by putting Dove body wash into their showers! 🏆

“Touching hands? Reaching out? It’s his job for goodness sake!

That’s one decent XI … Hart Frimpong McCarthy K Toure Denayer Roberts Lennon Berkovic Bellamy Samaras S Sinclair With a special seat on the bench for the legend that is Gerry Creaney

You probably know the start of this Olympic story, but do you know how it finished? This photo is of Eric Moussambani, aka 'Eric the Eel' from Equatorial Guinea, competing in the 100m Freestyle event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, alone. Why? /1

Incredibly it’s precisely 17 years to the day since she burst onto the scene racing as a 15 year old against Sonia O’Sullivan in the Irish Legend’s final race in the glamorous surroundings of Grangemouth Stadium. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼