Sometimes the problem is y’all judge someone’s intelligence based on how much they agree with you

Baby those are side effects … read your pamphlet

I don’t need a weighted blanket, just 200+lbs of man on top of me

she got me fucked up

Top tier advice

Suicidal curbs that jump out at them out of nowhere

Random: I was like 👌🏾 this close to going full Brittney Spears and shaving my head in a fit of rage the other day cuz I was ready to go out but realized I hadn’t did shit to my head 😭 and for a moment I was so pissed off by that I began to reach for the clippers Vs brush

Show me a hater. Show me a racist + I'll show you someone who isn't well read, traveled, or loved.

I wasn’t even hungry til yall started posting all this damn food porn 🙄

I don’t really dislike Kendrick or Drake but I don’t really cut for either one of them at the same time 🤷🏾‍♂️ If it’s on and I hear it cool but I don’t think I’ve ever really made much effort to play either of them on purpose after the 1st initial listen to any of their albums

Pick a selfie and turn it b&w

So 20 weighted blankets?

Never realized this until my boss pointed it out to me. Also made me realize that people don’t know faces that well if “obstructed.” Change your hair or eyes in a way and you’ll see they’re so confused.

“You’re dangerous” & Sir She tryin to fuck either way 🤝🏾 hope this helps

Walmart so lame for not having Apple Pay!!!

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