So glad this legend is back on Twitter

I hate taxes so much I wish I could just go to jail

If you don’t like aella you’re an npc

Sharia Law pronounced Sha-raya like Mariah Carey is a beautiful name for a country singer. “This is Sha-raya Law, singing God Bless the Free and the Brave”

Apple is so broken I just spent 30 minutes writing a script that allows you to create an image file from your clipboard after u use handoff/universal clipboard from your phone. End result is: press “copy” on image on your phone, do keyboard shortcut on Mac and that image is saved

I love my bf cause he allows me to relax into my divine masculine

Daft punk just somehow knew that a lot of us wanted to hear the exact same thing repeated 800 times

Israel is so fucking cool

Man’s Search for Meaning is a banger if you’re going through a breakup, have lost a loved one, or have a terminal illness. Absolute banger