499 wins on the wall, 499 wins, take one down, pass it around, 498 wins on the wall. Who’s next n’at?

As most of you know, I’ve been coaching 🏈 a long time n’at. I want to dispel a rumor that has been drawn to my attention. It is 💯% false that when I played I wore a leather helmet n’at. Despite what my wife says, my helmet did have a face mask.

I wish McDonalds would open earlier, especially on game days n’at. How many wins does a coach need to get them to open a bit earlier? I’ll ask them later today n’at. At this point in my life I wish our games we at 7am not 7pm. Especially when I’m wide awake at 5am.

Did we win n’at? I never got to see the end of the game, and the last time I looked at the scoreboard n’at we were up 35-0 and the clock was running.

Finally, my favorite time of the year n’at. Stocking cap season! Oh, and the playoffs start this week. Line’em up 1 at a time n’at, and go 5-0. But we’re only trying to go 1-0 this week.

The smell of playoffs in the air n’at. Practice early in the week with temps in the 30s and tonight in the 50’s. 70 tomorrow for Level 1 n’at. 30 degrees is more like state championship week n’at.

Paging through a photo album tonight while watch Monday Night Football n’at. Never noticed how excited our team was at Lomira. I wonder where this sign is n’at?

Not sure how many of those I can take nowadays n’at, but we’ll keep at it another week.

Congrats to Mayville Football n’at on their D5 state championship. They represented the Flyway very well. Also congrats to Stratford Football 🐅. Feels pretty weird not being in Madison n’at today.

This snow wouldn’t cause us to cancel 🏈 practice, why did we cancel school today n’at? I get accused of overreacting at times.

Number one goal this season…not get ejected from any games n’at. Believe it or not it’s only happened twice.

6 days until game #1 Greg Brazgel. You going to be there n’at? Looking forward to it.

Game one of season 53 was just like ridding a bike n’at. Good win. Maybe I need to start getting on a real bike.

We’re gettin’ pretty good at this shotgun snap thing I was allergic to for so many years n’at. I kind of like it. What took me so long n’at?

Game 4 n’at at Laconia Friday night. I hope they remember to turn on the lights. Not sure it that happened 2 years ago when we played there n’at.

Someone has been working out n’at. Twitter, I mean X is very slimming. #McDonalds

New offense = new energy n’at. Maybe that energy = 10 more years of coaching? Don’t think so n’at, but maybe.

9-0 record n’at and we get a 2 seed in division 6. WLA finishes the season 8-1 and gets a 1 seed in division 5 n’at. I taught math for 💯 years and always thought 9-0 was better than 8-1. I apologize to all of my former students n’at if 8-1 is > 9-0. Who knew? #ComputersRAwesome

I would agree n’at with this one. No one will be stubborn enough to coach this long.

What a handsome devil n’at.