When you realize the reason you had extra money was because you forgot to pay a bill

When I say this, they say I’m being too logical that love transcends logic. Ok🤣

This is wild as hell! wtf is going on!

When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar

Is it new music Friday👀or nah?

Made it to Friday but at what cost, Monday is 15 minutes away

TGIMF😩!

I’m so thankful that God didn’t make me allergic to seafood

Ever seen a home with a 2 level closet?

I just YELLED bc this really be me. Quiet & hanging on for dear life

My debit card hates to see me coming🥴

Moms: What do y’all mean when y’all say “it’s givin” Me: I don’t even say that Her: Boy, what does it mean?! Me: *explains it* Her: Chileeee, the teller at the bank said “btw, ma’am, that black dress you posted on FB the other day was GIVIN” Her: Son, ya mama is GIVIN

“Put this on the list.” - my friends and I sending each other restaurants we won’t remember to go to

I’m really a morning person🥹who have I become…

YEAH, FLO🥹

Waking up and seeing my picture as a Netflix thumbnail is CRAZYYYY af😂🔥⭕️. The Circle is top 4 shows right now! (yall gotta tune in for the next episodes to see why I'm wearing this damn shirt)🤦🏽‍♂️😂 #TheCircleNetflix #TheCircle

And I fail every assignment and I’m fine with that😂.

We. Had. A. Time. Last. Night. 😮‍💨

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I miss flights where I had whole rows to myself😭(mainly early covid era). You don’t appreciate the good until it’s gone!