I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.

Taylor swift concerts in Miami on Oct 18, 19 and 20 Early voting begins October 21

I hate this fucking pig with every fibre of my being. When this vile creature says shit like this, just once, I’d love to see someone brave enough to kick him squarely in the nutsack and shut him the fuck up.

For what it’s worth, in Trump’s last year in office, the murder rate was its highest since 1997. I guess they didn’t look at the data 🤷🏻‍♂️

Most psychiatric hospital chains do this unfortunately. It’s really disgusting and people often leave more traumatized from the stay.

Gardaí are seeking the public's assistance in tracing the whereabouts of 17-year-old Alice O’Keefe, who is reported missing from her home in Julianstown, Co. Meath, since Monday evening. Alice is described as being 5'7, with a slim build, brown hair and green eyes.

Football managers who refuse to sing the national anthem should be sacked, according to a newspaper whose owner refuses to pay tax in Britain

A great day for former President George W. Bush to endorse Harris would be Sept 11. For 🇺🇸 …just a thought. #CountryOverParty

Ok, after playing this a few times, I think I understand what he tried to say. (Just kidding—I have no idea!)

Some interesting beers to try next Saturday.

Know what might be better than Hotel Eggs? BrunchPlace Eggs!!!

Weekend patrol time! #CorgiCrew

She is beyond a fucking embarrassment. Vile, stupid human.

Saturday morning shampoos are the best.

The Fraternal Order of the Police has endorsed this.

let’s pickle 🥒

The herritage foundation found a future trump appointee if he wins.

Fuck giving tax dollars to private schools!

Science is fascinating.

Notre Dame paid Northern Illinois $1.4 million to play them in South Bend today. Northern Illinois just won 16-14.